Posts by Dashran AKA Dedpewl
Dashran AKA Dedpewl

Spends half of his time convincing anyone who would listen to watch Fight Club, and the other half trying to figure out why people consider White Chicks and Ouija to be good films.

Movie Review: Lights Out Is Stupid, Fun and Has a Hot Chick

Movie Review: Lights Out Is Stupid, Fun and Has a Hot Chick

Why couldn’t they include a Teresa Palmer bikini scene?
Movie Review: Kabali is Almost a Tragedy

Movie Review: Kabali is Almost a Tragedy

Haaih… Another disappointing movie.
Movie Review: The Infiltrator Brings Back Memories of Breaking Bad

Movie Review: The Infiltrator Brings Back Memories of Breaking Bad

The year is back on track with this one.
Movie Review: Alice Through the Looking Glass Is Like Staring at a Sack of Cotton

Movie Review: Alice Through the Looking Glass Is Like Staring at a Sack of Cotton

Extremely forgettable.
Movie Review: The Legend of Not-Tarzan is like Taylor Swift’s Vagina

Movie Review: The Legend of Not-Tarzan is like Taylor Swift’s Vagina

10 points for taking a dump on my childhood.
Movie Review: Finding Dory Makes Me Want to Be a Dad

Movie Review: Finding Dory Makes Me Want to Be a Dad

Absolutely hated Finding Nemo, but this is different.
Movie Review: Now You See Me 2 Will Make You Dumber Than a Sack of Potatoes

Movie Review: Now You See Me 2 Will Make You Dumber Than a Sack of Potatoes

Add this to the growing list of horrible sequels.
Movie Review: Warcraft Has Earth Shattering Visuals and a Paper Thin Story

Movie Review: Warcraft Has Earth Shattering Visuals and a Paper Thin Story

Pretty but meaningless.
Movie Review: Wow, The Conjuring 2 is a Damn Good Horror Movie!

Movie Review: Wow, The Conjuring 2 is a Damn Good Horror Movie!

One of the best horror movies of the decade.